Where eles can you live like this, if you were at home you would have to live by your rules, (or someone's). Leave the trash, no way!
Leave all your crap laying around, how many times did you have to say, Where is my stuff, why did you move it? I had it all laid out in perfect order...


If I thought my place looked like this, I wouldn't be able to sleep at night!



Golf clubs out, books all over the place, Soprano's on the TV...



You know, come to think of it... I do live like this at home!
I do leave a few dallars around for the maid, because I can generate some trash. Take out bags, candy and cookie rappers, not to mention the beer bottles!
I think I do need a maid at home, how cool, of course I'm not there that often so how bad could it get...

"Every man needs a maid" isn't that a Neil Young song?
Yikes!