OK, this is for Shirl, you wanted pictures of everyones work desk.. well this is my desk while I am on the road, it almost always looks the same, no matter what city I am in...

Well this is what my desk looks like in Oklahoma, next week it will be in some other city, but it will look the same. My desk at home is pretty clean, and the reason is simple, I am never there..
My cocktail, I wonder why they call them cocktails, sounds like a cloneing experiment gone bad, like they tried to clone a rooster with a bobcat "the darn thing has sex with them and then he eats 'em"
Now the hens bring him breakfast in bed (lol)
You see my cigar tubes, just one in a long list of bad habbits I have, in fact if you were to put all my bad habbits in alphabetical order, we would only be in the "C's" after Acohol and Blogging!
by the time I get to the T's, I need a nap!
I know its a mess but its my mess, and that's good enough for me... Wait! my watch is missing and there is some mail on the table that doesn't have my name on it... you know what.. I have to go, I'm in the wrong apartment...
See ya, J.
This is your desk. You must have picked up someones mail by mistake.
I see your laptop, I recognize it because it is like my own.
OOPS! Your Left and Right work boots under your desk... *smile*
Not only do I see your cigar tubes but I see your Marlboros (haha).
I see your truck remote and I see your wireless earpiece but not your phone.
I see a sharpie and a mechanical pencil.
I see a portion of a book, can't tell what the title is.
...is that a vhs tape cover? and is that a CD or a DVD?
What might you be listening to or watching or reading or are you doing them all at the same time?
You are so cool J!
I love You
Oscar
The house keeper hates me and I don't blame her..
The last hotel I was in, the maid came in and made the bed and left my mess, I don't think she liked me either...
The boots said Hi...
It's fun to see other peoples messes. Mine sometimes starts to get that bad, but I did clean it up nice for my picture.
J you are so funny!!!
I see Lefty and Righty under the table! I hope you don't mind but I copy/pasted that story onto a Word file to keep. So I can read it lots, after it has slipped back several pages.
So you travel around a lot in you job...is blogging how you keep yourself entertained...with Alcohol and Cigars?!
I'll bet you could write a story about A and C, that would be as funny as L and R. It seems like you can pick up any word, phrase or thought and make it funny...you keep me laughing!
I don't have the book yet so I didn't recognize the cover.
Hi Boots! Can't wait for yous to meet Sunny and her balls!
Love,
Oscar Sue..... *smile*
Jan
Looks a lot like mine but you've seen it.
It is called the kitchen table.
*smile*
Oscar Sue
two ticket stubs from a strip club, the motel Adult Movie channels time
schedule, a pizza coupon, a dog track racing form, a golf course score card and a "Gents" magazine. Just what is your line of work and do you
have any openings?
Good thing you didn't keep looking you would have found all the phone numbers too!
Oscar