Remember the, you might be a redneck jokes?
.. (anything goes here..)

You might be over it if... your freind can't finish the sentence.. you might be a rednec... before yo punch him in the face!

You might be a libertarian if your momma ever yelled.. "boy get your butt in the house right now, and I'm sorry I said the word butt.. and right now.. and yelled.. ok, you can stay out as long as you want..as long as you are home by 10...

You might be a democrat, if you ever said, I never said that...

you might be a republican, if you ever said, you took me out of context when I said that..

you might be a sex fiend if you ever said, Hi, my name is J...

you might be a Walmart shopper if you ever said, do you speako englisho?

you might spend too much time on your computer if you have ever said, why don't you kiss my www.ass.com

you might be too lenient of a boss if you have ever said.. I want you boys at work at 9:37..sharp!

you might be a procrastinator, if you have ever said.. if you think I procrastinate now, you just wait..

Got, you might be if comments?..